Thursday, February 14, 2008

Kaiju Valentine's Day

I hope everyone is having (or ends up having) a nice Valentine's Day. To celebrate this completely made up holiday I thought I'd share some pictures of the best V-Day cards $0.14 can buy.

I found these ridiculous Godzilla themed Valentines at K-Mart a few years ago marked down like 90%, and I just couldn't leave the store without them. Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like giant monsters and screaming Japanese women.

Of course, being a grown man I have absolutely no use for them, but come on, it was Godzilla. You would've done the same thing.

6 comments:

  1. "I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!"

    Awesome. Off I go to K-Mart to see if I can find ten or twenty packs of these...

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  2. I love your last comment - 'of course being a man I have no use for them'

    I gave out Star Wars valentines at work today and I am 40 (and don't live with my mom in the basement).

    To be truthful most people were looking at me like 'what the f* are you doing?'

    http://cool-mo-dee.blogspot.com/

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  3. Those are cool. I would have bought them too if I had seen them.

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  4. Anonymous2:19 AM

    Now I have to go get these.
    I just ordered a set of Godzilla small figures.
    There are a lot of closet Godzilla fans. I guess thats why I am single, women can't see the fun of this big guy.
    by the way the movie Godzilla vs Megaguirus 2001 is great so is Godzilla vs MegaGodzilla 2002 edition.

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  5. Anonymous2:39 AM

    Hi again,
    I copied the 8 picture collage and then sent them to The Paint Feature.
    Seperating all 8. Now I have cards Too!!
    If there are any more cards would you post them please.
    Also a person could put their own screaming face over the ladies.
    Hey Martha Stewart look out!!! Vince

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  6. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Wowzers! This is cool beyond human comprehension. Heh reminds me of those weird gross 1980s parody cards with cabbage patch dolls.

    Thanks!

    Hellbishop.

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