Here is the soundtrack to the 2001 Canuxploitation classic Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Well, "almost" classic I should say. If they hadn't cut Jesus' hair like 10 minutes into the movie to make him look like some random dude, then there would've been no stopping them. Still a damn funny movie that you should seek out if you haven't seen it yet. Check out this site for more info http://www.odessafilmworks.com/. This soundtrack was never released, the guys I got it from emailed the director and he actually sent them a free CD-R of the soundtrack. How cool is that?
The girl who was Mary Magnum is super cute, and quite funny, but it doesn't look like she's done anything in like 5 years. Get her some more work, dammit. Also I wanted to mention that Johnny Golgotha is the coolest movie character name ever.
If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope.
If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope.
