Ridiculous Screenshot of the Day - Porno Object

Taken from a fairly unknown 1991 Hong Kong horror film called Vampire Kids (Jiang shi fu xing zi), which stars Sandra Ng and Amy Yip's boobs. Yip fans, don't get excited and seek this one out, she keeps them covered up the whole time, but they are certainly one of the main focal points of a lot of the jokes.

This "Porno Object" card pops up onscreen to censor the penis, or collective penises (I can't remember) that were urinating on Sandra Ng. I was definitely scraping the bottom of the barrel when I chose to watch this one, but there are a few cheap laughs to be had; Amy Yip leaving boob imprints when she falls in the sand, Sandra yelling "turd ghost" for no reason, and a guy spinning around while Jiangshi children are simultaneously biting his crotch and his ass made me laugh way harder than I'd like to admit.

Cancel your plans because you can check this one out here right now if you have a high tolerance for bad HK comedy and poor picture quality.

Ridiculous Screenshot of the Day - There's No "U" in Mortuary. No, Wait, There's Only One "U" in Mortuary

From the 1996 Hong Kong horror/comedy anthology Till Death Do Us Laugh (Guai tan xie hui).

I know I've seen this movie before, but while skimming through to make sure I had the title right for this screenshot I couldn't remember a single thing about it. Does this happen to anyone else, or is my brain just in worse shape than I thought? For the last decade, I've kept track of every movie I've watched on IMDB and now Letterboxd because I watch so many movies I can't keep up with what I've seen.

Last year while on vacation I watched Bert I. Gordon's The Cyclops, and William Girdler's The Manitou and thought these were first-time viewings only to realize afterwards while looking at my film tracking lists that I'd already seen them both a couple of years earlier. I can understand not remembering The Cyclops because the monster is pretty similar to the one Bert used in War of the Colossal Beast and I could've gotten the two mixed up. But how did I not remember The Manitou? It features a scene where a demonic Native American midget is birthed out of a woman's back, followed by a bunch of hilarious naked whacked out cosmic space shit. That's pretty memorable. Maybe I need to tone down the craziness of the stuff I'm watching if I can forget something like that.

Ridiculous Screenshot of the Day - Albino Chinese Devil Dracula?

I watch a lot of weird crap. I'd say my weird crap to legit good movie ratio is about 10 to 1. While watching said weird crap, I will often encounter a scene or shot so profoundly bizarre or ridiculous that I have to stop the movie and grab a screenshot. Hopefully, someone out there finds them as amusing as I do.

I think this is from the John Woo film To Hell With The Devil. I took this shot a while ago and forgot what I saw it in. I see Stanley Fung in the background, but I've recently gotten into 80s Hong Kong horror so I've seen that dude in literally 20 movies in the past 18 months so this might be from something else. Here's a trailer (thanks to the uploader).


As you can see, this movie is really goddamn weird, even for HK horror. I didn't see the androgynous vampire Satan in there, but Stanley has really big fangs and a cape at one point, so this must be it. After rewatching this trailer, I probably could've taken a screenshot of any single second of this movie and used it for this post.

 Fun fact, this movie currently holds the world record for "most exploding Stanley Fungs".