The Fat Boys - All Meat, No Filler

In my ongoing quest to make sure you guys never know what the hell is going to be posted next, I present everyone's favorite gluttonous rhyme-busters, The Fat Boys. This is All Meat, No Filler - The Best of the Fat Boys. Why was I not called when they named this? I would've demanded it be called The Fat Boys Phatest Hits, it's so obvious I'm amazed they didn't realize it.

While listening to this and giggling I noticed it's actually not half bad. Although one could argue the cover for this thing should be on some kind of "Worst Ever" list. It's kinda sloppy looking. Also, shouldn't The Fat Boys be bigger than that TV dinner? Looks like it should be called "Honey, I Shrunk The Fat Boys".

Get Fat!

You shouldn't have buried me. I'm not dead.

I've got 2 from the same movie today. Both Craig Safan's score and the soundtrack for Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. For some reason the soundtrack does not have several songs that appear in the movie, not even Tuesday Knight's theme song "Nightmare", but does feature several songs I don't remember hearing. But I've included the ones that aren't on the soundtrack as well. The missing tracks were Anything, Anything by Dramarama, Nightmare by Tuesday Knight, I Want Your Hands On Me by Sinead O' Connor, Are You Ready For Freddy? by the Fat Boys, Fatal Charm by Billy Idol and In the Flesh by Blondie.

By this installment in the Nightmare series Freddy was in absolute full-on zinger mode. I mean sure he was pretty bad about it in Dream Warriors, but he's on an almost Crytpkeeperian level with the bad puns in this one. This one has always confused me because it has a scene with Freddy being resurrected after a Border Collie pisses on his bones. Flaming piss no less. Okay. I know it's a dream and all, but what the hell? I still like this one despite it's lack of John Saxon. My theory is that John Saxon is what makes an Elm Street movie good. Not Freddy. I've noticed part 1, 3 and 7 are generally considered the best. You know why. John Saxon, that's why. Also, next time you watch The Dream Master look out for Linnea Quigley as one of the souls who escape Freddy's torso at the end of the movie.

If anyone happens to have Tuesday Knight's album I'd love to hear it. I really like her voice, so I've wanted to hear her actual album for some time now. But it's virtually impossible to find. I'm this close to emailing that ToeBrights company her and Lisa Wilcox own and asking if they know where to obtain a copy. I wonder if Tuesday herself even has a copy.

SCORE Tracks:01. Kristen's Haunted Dream02. Freddy's Back03. Kincaid Killed In Junkyard04. Joey's Wet Dream05. Drugged To Death06. Alice Lured Into Dream07. Rick's Kung Fu Death08. Freddy's Pizza Restaurant09. Debbie Checks In / Time Circles10. Sheila Sucks Face11. Theatre Madness12. Freddy's Calliope13. Alice Battles Freddy14. Corpus Krueger
SOUNDTRACK Tracks:01. Sea Hags - Under The Night Stars02. Angels From Angel City - Standing Over You03. Go West - Don't Be Afraid Of Your Dreams04. Divinyls - Back To The Wall05. Jimmy Davis/Junction - My Way Or The Highway06. Vinnie Vincent - Love kills07. Vigil - Therapist08. Blondie - Rip Her To Shreds09. Love/Hate - Angel10. Craig Safan - ResurrectionBONUS SOUNDTRACK Tracks:Billy Idol - Fatal CharmBlondie - In the FleshDramarama - Anything, AnythingThe Fat Boys - Are You Ready For Freddy?Sinead O' Connor - I Want Your Hands on MeTuesday Knight - Nightmare