The Telephone Book
"And then I'd kiss him. Not like a fag, like the way a man would kiss another man."
Director/Writer: Nelson Lyon
Stars: Sarah Kennedy, Norman Rose, Roger C. Carmel, William Hickey
Stars: Sarah Kennedy, Norman Rose, Roger C. Carmel, William Hickey
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Discs: 2 - 1 Blu-ray + 1 DVD
Region: ALL
Release Date: 05.07.13
Release Date: 05.07.13
A perky young blonde named Alice (Sarah Kennedy) rolls around naked on her bed, her walls adorned with porn filmstrip wallpaper. Her phone rings, on the other end of the line is an obscene phone caller. This is not any obscene phone caller, this guy prides himself on being the best obscene caller in the world - perhaps the universe. He's masterful at talking to strangers about their tits. This guy is so good he has a special glove he wears while he makes his calls, always from a rotary pay phone. Alice is a very kinky chick, so the obscenity doesn't phase her a bit, in fact she finds herself immediately smitten by this man, so much so that she becomes determined to track him down. Unfortunately she only knows his name - John Smith. She lives in New York City and there are a literally a couple hundred Smiths named John, so this will be no easy task. The film follows her on an erotic journey to find the sex pervert who won her heart, while she encounters several bizarre New Yorkers along the way; including fallen porn star Har Poon and a mustached flasher who wants to hear about the "best fuck of her life."
